it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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