Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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