you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I could fuck to npr.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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