I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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