What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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