I feel like I'm in dance class right now
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Someone came in the potted fern
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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