You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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