What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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