i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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