Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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