Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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