I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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