he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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