no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Bring me that man meat
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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