God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Randomize
