then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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