Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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