when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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