Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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