it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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