in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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