i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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