i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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