i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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