idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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