my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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