Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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