A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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