things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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