i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Ketchup is God's man juice
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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