She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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