He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I'm both gender and math confused
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