Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
