Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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