No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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