do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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