She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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