he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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