Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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