we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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