We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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