It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
So much rum. So many feels.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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