I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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