there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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