I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I think a kid would responsible me up
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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