How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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