Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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