My room smells like vodka and shame
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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