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Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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