no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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