why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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