now i know why i became what i already was.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
pray to the hookup gods
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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