Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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